Tag #1

I've decided to respond to this tag. Since I've been doing nothing much in Malaysia for the plus three weeks. Except opening my very own casino, playing badminton and watching football. And turning 21. And watching Superman and POC. And hanging out at mamak stalls. And going shopping. And having my circadian clock turned upside down.

But back to the point. The tag - 8 criteria for my perfect partner.

1. Has cash, credit cards, a condominium and cars, and connections to more cash, credit cars, condominiums and cars.
2. Preferbally aged, with a will stating that I get to inherit everything in No. 1.
3. Is a mixture of Johnny Depp, Edward Norton, and Wentworth Miller
4. Drives me where ever I want to go. And picks me up. And stops to ask for directions when he's lost.
5. Does the housework.
6. Is hairy enough to shave everyday.
7. Is able to give the perfect answer to the question "Honey, do I look fat in this?"
8. Wears boxers, not underwear.

So there you have it. The perfect partner. I have friends telling me that I'd do better if I just mail order a bridegroom. But then again, with Pos Laju, he'll probabaly get lost in the mail. Hah. But fortunately, I'm not all that shallow laa...

1. Knows God.
2. Has purpose and dreams that are parallel to mine.
3. Is able to give me the occasional push that I need, being the slacker that I am.
4. Is able to give me challenge. Or able to with me take up a challenge.
5. Is emotionally stable and matured.
6. Knows when to take the lead.
7. Is determined.
8. Is man enough to know that just sometimes, he may be wrong.

Now I'm beginning to think that I'd better go try my luck at mail ordering a perfect partner. Or maybe I'll just go with the first list and be shallow :p