Mom: Hey, guess what happened.
Me: What?
Mom: Guess lah....
Me: Lazy lah, tell me only la.
Mom: Your brother's prized star tortise died.
Me: Har.. which one? What happened?
Mom: The smallest one. Probably starved to death.
Me: So what did he do with it? I suppose he can't say a prayer and pull the toilet flush like he did to his fishes due to the hard shell.
Mom: Oh no la, he didn't flush it down the toilet.
Me: Then?
Mom: He buried it in the neighbour's flower pot.
And you think I'm weird...
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8 comments:
walau poor tortoise!! eh, can shell b fertilizer??
i can't believe you posted that at 8:56 a.m. What's wrong with you? Why so early wan?
And yeah, i think the weirdness factor must be in the family la. hehehehehe
hey, i know this weird girl! if only you know her way before that then people can begin to understand this unique personality.
update liao lah. cheers? =)
U're weird yesterday, today and tomorrow.
Huey chi - hmmm... when i go back, I'll ask him which pot he buried it in and see if the shell is still there or not, then i let you know. hehe
Hobbit - aiya.. where got earlyy.. 9 am already watt. Im not wierd lor.. only my brother. hehehe
Xiong - Im not weird... Not That weird anyways. And that's not an update lor..... :P
James - You were a mangkuk yesterday, a donkey today and a dongkuk tomorrow.
Pft... 9:00 i am at uni by then after catching a bus and a train.
yea ok i'll join the weird early doing things club...
i feel sorry for your brother :( i have 2 turtles (reminds me i have to feed them opps, i'll do that tonight)
have fun min
andrew - haha! srop starving your turtles! :P
what can i say...it's in the genes. and bless the tortoise hehe
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