I am going maddd

I am going mad. I am going to puke if i have to read another article on behavioral enrichment in zoos. I want to be put in a zoo enclosure where I can sleep the whole day and wake up at feeding times. All I have to do is to stand around occasionally for stupid humans to admire me. AHHH... I wanna drop our of uni dee la...Must. Dare. To. Fail. Stupid zoo practical.

Ok.. 'nuff of the mindless ranting.

I cannot wait for Gold Coast! Sun, sand, surf, HOT surfer guys..... Only, I have half a mind not to go because I am pertified of having to go on the rides in the theme parks. How la... I already screamed my lungs out sitting on the puny Royal Adelaide Show ride before the ride even started. And this rides are those that can be taken apart and put together again on summore! Those in Gold Coast... four times higher and 100 times more terrifying laaaa..... I think my kaki will lenguh when I see them. How how how.......

Bah!

average number of times in gym a week since the middle of last month: 3

average time spent in gym per session: 45 mins

number of saturdays spent playing 4 hours of badminton with the UNISA badminton club: 3

number of times sneaked in to play badminton at the Uni Adelaide badminton club: 2

number of times played basketball with the guys and yen yen: about 5

number of times got hit on by some desperado who self invited himself to play basketball: 1

number of times looked at chocolates in Foodland: 100 and something

number of times resisted buying chocolates from Foodland: 1

current weight: Unknown. Because I am to chicken to stand on the evil weighing machine.